“When I have to do talk shows, I have to treat it like some sort of weird performance art or else I can’t deal with it because that situation is so unnatural for me. It goes against every instinct in my body. I think people mistake my silences and my awkwardness for some kind of control. But the first interview I ever did for [Jay] Leno, I almost passed out in the middle of it. There is a moment you can see where I totally check out. I start looking at the floor for about five seconds and then I say something which got a really big laugh, but I remember in my head just thinking, ‘I’m going to pass out, I’m going to pass out.’”
(via jessicacapshaw)
“I realized two things from an early age – I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was wired to think about things in terms of how funny they were.”
(via jessicacapshaw)
(Source: thesensualstarfish, via itsybitty)
Fred + Carrie wrapping season two of Portlandia
I want a threesome with them.
or i wouldn’t mind taking them one at a time.
(Source: fyportlandia)
beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:
Avocado truffles with a mango salad filling and a pistachio and sesame seed coating…RECIPE
HOLY SHIT
omg
(via eatmorebroccoli)
LOL.
(Source: grimmbart)
It’s actually “The Rules Of Being Human” handed down from the “Ancient Sanskrit”.


